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dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

phuckindope:

My tolerance for ppl has been nonexistent lately. I literally don’t give a fuck. You do or say ignorant shit and I’m chucking deuces. My life is too stressful to be dealing with any bullshit that I don’t have to. Off or online.

(Source: thesinwhisperer, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."

— (via harrisonjamie)

(Source: theeducatedqueen, via fauxda-isy)